Ruptured Rapture: Where is Doomsday Preacher?

According to Fox News as of 6 p.m. Saturday night, calls to (Harold) Camping were not returned.  Other reports say no one was answering the door at his house.

This can mean only one thing.  HE WAS RAPTURED!  And….. we were not.

The only other explanation is that he took all the money he’s been given (the man is worth millions) and faked his own rapture.  Perhaps he is now somewhere in Tahiti sipping mojitos on the beach and laughing his head off at the fools he “left behind.”

If he isn’t sitting next to Jesus in Heaven right now, he better be in Tahiti where one of his now bankrupt followers will not be able to afford the flight to hunt him down.


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